Being single is awesome. Dont ever dis it again.

This post is actually an ode to all of the single girls. Oh, Beyonce already wrote a song for them? Dang, I'm always clipped at the post.

You need to spend your life savings on a tinted moisturiser.

I have several friends who are seriously low maintenance girls. They are the type of losers/natural beauties who go to the toilet while at a bar, to actually use the toilet. No lipstick application, no unsmudging of the eyeliner. They are not even into the traditional 7th layer of alcohol induced bronzer application. They just don’t need make up. Aren’t fussed with it. Would rather not bother with that goop. Whatevs, as they don’t often say.

Things that all females do which they might deny if you were to ask them in a public place such as a nightclub or at Saturday afternoon bingo.

Are you a female who eats food and sometimes drinks water when you are thirsty and one who even goes to the toilet at least once a week? Ok then, well, I am about to unveil true shit about you, that you thought I either wasn't privy to/ was too afraid to type into Microsoft Word 2005 and then copy and paste into my blog at a suitable time.

Why I have joined the bushy eyebrow club and why I think you should too.

I thought about starting this blog post with a slightly disgusting and “in poor taste” play on words about growing a bush… but I thought of my parents and how disappointed they would be and decided against it.

Girls Weekends are Good for the Soul*.

*And yes, I may have plagarised this title from the Chicken Soup book. Oh, you haven't read it? Well you could send me $35.00 and I would probably write an equally useless set of sentences that resembles the following....