A Letter to Men In General from All Women (ie. just me)

Dear Men.....

Beauty things that are essential for The Warmer/Stinking Hot Months and Mandatory for looking relatively attractive.

 

Do you know what? As soon as Winter is gone I long for it again like a pining school girl wishing her football playing boyfriend would call. And I also miss the make up routine I had going on there for a while – because I start to think I have my make-up look down pat, ya know? Darker lipstick, frostier cheeks. A bit of a nice shine without having to worry about a sweat moustache.

A few nights ago I had one of the most restless sleeps of my life.

I didn’t sleep at all really. I tossed and turned, kicked the blanket off and then politely asked it to come back again. Actually I didn’t ask, I just did. I cursed any small beam of light that made its way into the room. Hours went by. And finally, at about 4.30 am I sat up in bed and thought to myself ‘I need to move out of my house’.