I immediately decided to buy one and wear it everywhere. Then I had to stop myself for two reasons. First, they are shipped from America (4-6 weeks! I could probably buy a gun off the blackmarket, work out how to go hunting, go hunting, kill a live deer and work out a way to attach it to my head in that time). I usually get impatient waiting for my Mum to send things through overnight express mail. Or when something is being couriered, and I am supplied with a tracking number - I log in and check "the status of my parcel" hourly like a package-addicted crack addict.
And secondly, I thought to myself, as I perused the deer-inclusive headwear, what would I wear with my fascinator? Where would I wear it? Would my boyfriend think it odd that I had a deer on my head?
I think I remember once when I tried to be too fashion forward. I wore a fuzzy wool jacket to a party. I am talking really fuzzy.. (people were patting me). And I just happened to be wearing a halter neck dress with a really big bow behind the neck... so the big bow at the back of my dress looked really bulgy and lumpy under my fuzzy jacket. I looked like a crazy, fuzzy, homeless hunchback.
Oh deer.... (couldn't resist). But please someone else out there buy one because these things are CUTE!
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